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Retired Submarine Engineer Says, “I can’t tell you because I can no longer kill you.”
GROTON, CT — Responding to questions about her former career specializing in nuclear submarine construction and maintenance, retired mechanical engineer Regina Phalange says, “I can’t tell you because I can no longer kill you.” She appeared to imply that, had she not retired she could have told me, but then she would be under obligation to kill me as a matter of national security. When asked “Pretty please with sugar on top?” Ms. Phalange relented and agreed to share details that she is “pretty sure” won’t get her in trouble.
Congresswoman Lauren Boebert Opens Shooters Daycare and Petting Zoo
RIFLE, CO — Since Congresswoman Lauren Boebert’s gun-themed restaurant Shooters Grill closed in July, this weekend the Colorado Representative held the grand opening of her new business venture: Shooters Day Care and Petting Zoo. The Republican representative and gun advocate said, “closing Shooters Grill was a heartbreaking loss to the community and I couldn’t think of a better way to fill that hole than to share my love of guns with the children.”
So, You’re Not a Billionaire but You Still Want Rights: 10 Tips to Buy a U.S. Supreme Court Justice on a Budget
WASHINGTON, DC — This morning Justice Samuel Alito publicly took a stand against Democratic lawmakers' recent efforts to tighten the ethics rules at the U.S. Supreme Court when he proudly posted a for-sale sign in front of “The Marble Palace”. When asked about the for-sale sign, Justice Alito said, “I am a very busy man, but if you want to check out my Amazon Wish List or my Patreon, maybe I can find a little time.”